A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
Get the Lawn Ninja mug.Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
by Iron_tech September 23, 2012
Get the Instant Ninja mug.by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013
Get the Kinder-ninth mug.To be duped by The Machine of Consumerism to buy things you didn't know you "need" or "want" for the seemingly reasonable price of $4.99.
When you go to a mass retailer for some toilet paper and your total bill is over $50, you've been Four-Ninetynined!
"I would really like to take a vacation but I Four-Ninetynined myself to a staycation at Motel 6"
"I would really like to take a vacation but I Four-Ninetynined myself to a staycation at Motel 6"
by Kmt5161 April 28, 2013
Get the Four-Ninetynined mug.A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013
Get the Sneeze Ninja mug.An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore
by ryamil August 1, 2013
Get the personal nintendo advisor mug.Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.
by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013
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