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Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.
Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.
by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Smash bag

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
by maryyram June 18, 2018
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bag

basic asian girl
a white washed asian girl who tries to be an "abg." can be seen with boba in hand
1: hey look at that "abg!"
2. nah that's a bag
by alenaaaa November 26, 2023
mugGet the bagmug.

slippery bag

A material pursuit with high inherent risk
"It's not Daquan's fault that he fumbled the bag. It was a slippery bag-- anyone would've fumbled."
by amster1999 December 17, 2023
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g-bag

A bag that contains thousands of dollars. Or used in a way to show how you got the bag
I just cashed in and got a g-bag
let's gooo got us some g-bags for the stack
by Zodidle August 6, 2020
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Douche Bag

A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister
Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag
by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009
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