An insult. Basically a wad of broken, discarded dicks. Not only are you calling someone a dick, you are calling them a big ol' pile of dysfunctional dicks!
by Prophet #2 September 15, 2014
Get the Dick Wad mug.A waving dick is when a man stands penis length of an ass crack and swipes his penis up and down the ass crack in a waving motion to say "hi I missed you".
A man came home from a long business trip. He saw his wife and gave her a kiss and a waving dick to show affection. He walked over to the family dog scratched his ear and gave it a waving dick to show his appreciation of a good pet.
by oliwa October 10, 2014
Get the waving dick mug.(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
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Get the Tetris Dick mug.The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.
by I can't breathe March 30, 2015
Get the dick choked mug.When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015
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