One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

one it

clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months🤡.

xx: why this "x1" group already disbanded?
one it: *cries*

by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

one of them queers

An old saying old people use it describe LGBTQ+ people

I came out to my grandpa today. He said

“You’re one of them queers, aren’t ya?”

by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

You stupid for that one

Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny

It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet

:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel

:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao

by Index ferny January 2, 2021

one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above

-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!

by prisky April 11, 2022

Twenty One Pilots

The gayest band on this earth. It consists of Tyler Joseph, who is a kitchen sink, but nobody knows what that means and Josh Dun who's putting on a drum show. They don't wanna be heard, they wanna be listen to. They're trying to collect all twenty one pilots. Tyler has a pet cheetah in his basement, his name's Jason Statham. Also they can't sleep. Basically That's the only thing they sing about. They're pretty cool people.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD BREACH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS? THE END OF THE TRECH SAGA IS INSANE. CLANCY BECOME A BISHOP?
Person 2: the only one insane thing is you

by anonymous October 4, 2025