dirty smeagol

when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times

i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore

by slipknotic7 November 20, 2009

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

dirty j.p.

This occurs when you fuck a whore, while drinking a blue light.

Hey look at Newman. He is giving his bitch the dirty j.p.

by Brew Crew 4 Life August 4, 2006

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy December 12, 2008

dirty furpa

when a man is recieving oral sex or having sex pulls out cums in his hand and slaps the female in the face

it was so funny when i gave her a dirty furpa after she gave me head.

by dshock89 February 28, 2009

dirty chinaman

A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.

i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.

by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 10, 2009

dirty cullen

A reject from the United States Army, in his miserable years he finds himself doing many unspeakable sex acts. Some of which include vomiting in another’s anus then proceeding to have his way.

That dude is such a bitch, he’s a really dirty cullen

by NotAllTimeBitch April 1, 2020