Cunt Mulligan

When a person does something cuntish but didn't mean for it to be or workout that way. He/She gets to make it on that one!
Hey bro why did you bring that hot piece of ass up in front of my girl? She is not cool with her and me talking! That's your CUNT MULLIGAN bro!!!
by Kenundrum 3rd September 23, 2020
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Cunt Light

Sometimes you just feel like a cunt light. Specifically when thinking about a man named Ryan. Something you should not go back to ever.
Man I could really use a cunt light right now.
by bigballaAP November 30, 2021
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A person whom lacks so much common sense and/or a combination of basic intelligence that they can be compared to an orifice of female genitalia filled with a numbing agent

origan- New England, Boston, Maine, New Hampshire
My sister in law is such a fucking dipshit, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of Novacaine .
Did you hear what Becky did? Oh my god, she is numbah’ than a cunt full of novacaine
by Uncuntedgay December 25, 2017
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fuck my cunt

Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?
by Sadistiklydopee October 21, 2023
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Sicc Cunt

Unlike Sick Cunt Sicc Cunt is the act of calling someone, who is actually sick; Cool,Awesome,sick and gayer then a Philly motorboat.
(Friend is laying on the couch sick as fuck)

Karl: Aww you're a Sicc cunt

Flagmar: Aww yeah thanks you ol slappy
by NOT SPOOKY CUNT September 06, 2018
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Worthless Cunt

A woman in her 40's with no job, house or a car she isn't capable of telling the truth. She plays the poor me to get the attention of any man even if he's married so she can mooch whatever she can and gets him to sleep with her out of pity she then claims him as her bf and has to be physically removed by a wife or a girlfriend from a camper he let her stay in because she won't leave.
Melissa also played poor me to the older man she got to help her move her stuff from the camper she was thrown out of because she wouldn't leave. The Worthless Cunt then moves in with the older guy got him kicked out of his apartment for stealing money from his landlord, they then moved into a motorhome that she blew up from huffing dust off while the propane was on.
by thebetterbitch August 12, 2024
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Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.
Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!
by AndyUK September 26, 2023
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