roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians

John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.

by Gap was here June 1, 2016

Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.

The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.

by Db.on.db August 4, 2024

Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf

This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!

by Sam Malone September 3, 2023

kick 'em off

"Kick 'em off" or "Kick them b*ches out" is a hood term for a person forcefully removing someones footwear, taking it for themselves.

"Me and my men are going to kick them b*tches out!"
Or
"Don't make me come and kick 'em off!"

by ~Tephyrius~ January 4, 2025

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011