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Black Thing

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)
Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see
by DougSmug November 26, 2022
mugGet the Black Thingmug.
When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
mugGet the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxingmug.

Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024
bro i just fullported some black people futures
by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
mugGet the Black People Futuresmug.

black girl thick

Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.
Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.
by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023
mugGet the black girl thickmug.

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich
by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Black Cock Sandwichmug.

Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.
Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.
by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021
mugGet the Black arsemug.

Black person

Resembles an ape or monkey, enjoys consuming watermelon, kfc, fried chicken and kool-aid. They tend to not be able to breathe and often abuse the right colour (white). All black people are gang members and gangbangers. They can also be called: Monkey, Coon, Nigga(s) and Nigger(s)
Black person: I’m a black guy and I don’t deserve any right!
by supersigmaAJhasrizz July 31, 2024
mugGet the Black personmug.

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