Unko Zach

Biggest puss of all time, can’t shotgun a beer, likes to sleep at parties.

I ain’t no Unko Zach!!!

by Unko Zach April 6, 2020

Zach

Zach is one of the very loyal . He will make the best bf/bsf ever. He will get you very cute and expensive gifts a lot. He is one of the funniest kids you know amd will ever meet. He can be rlly annoying at timesbut is one of the nicest people you will meet. He will usually date a girl named Zoe bc they share the same first letter of their name. Zachs Parents usually have a lot of money and their dad is usually a lawyer or doctor(most usually brain or heart surgeon) They are usually very popular.

You're going over to Zach's? He has a Mansion

by alexbaco19 April 15, 2020

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020

Zach

A guy with a big head and lots of grey hair and a dog named pork chop

Zach has suck a big head

by Poopqueen453 March 14, 2020

Zach

Someone with a huge dick and can satisfy the needs of thicc women.

Zach has a big dick! I want Zach.

by Jesus Christ the lord and savi May 5, 2020

zach

Zach has 9000 ft shlong and is a sex god

Your pp is as long as a zach

by 69696969696969696969699669 May 14, 2020

Zach

Anyone with the name Zach are usually a Simp

Damn bruh, there Zach goes simpin again

by Flip Flop Dog Sniffer228 May 29, 2020