How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

How many goats are YOU worth? by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

Are you calling my mum a liar? 

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

Are you calling my mum a liar? by Mook November 12, 2004

why are you telling me this 

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

why are you telling me this by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Are you fucking kidding me? by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

What are you waiting for, Christmas? 

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

What are you waiting for, Christmas? by anonymous November 25, 2004

Are you serious right neow bro? 

A common used word for losers that use tiktok all day and get no bitches.

Dad: Son, your mother has just got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Lets pray to god and the holy spirit that she will recover.

Son: Are you serious right neow bro?

Are you serious right neow bro? by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022

Are you calling my mum a liar? 

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

Are you calling my mum a liar? by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006