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Godsped Whale

Godsped whale is amazing and gorgeous she makes my heart flutter and she has great humor.
Godsped whale is great girlfriend and I'd die with out her
by Secretary-generalgirl12 December 3, 2020
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whale syndrome

A popular expression used by French Canadians, which depicts the urge to film and/or take as much pictures as possible of an event which seems amazing when seen in real-time, but appears devoid of interest when looking back at the footage and/or photos.

The expression's name relates to whale tours, a popular tourist attraction in Québec's Côte-Nord, during which this phenomenon is very frequent among newcomers.
Quebecer 1: Can you believe this? Aunt Jeanne managed to fill 3 memory cards with her photos from the whale tour...
Quebecer 2: Whale syndrome. Don't worry about it, that's a family trait. It's just like my grandfather who films fireworks shows.
by AgentRev September 27, 2011
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Hoggle Whale

A very idiotic animal, who snatches food of you and eats all day.
Person 1: Maria is very cute.
Person 2: No, it's Hoggle Whale!
by willowxwood June 24, 2022
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vagina whale

When a vagina literally look like it can swallow you up like krill then spit you out its blow hole
Look out for the girl with the vagina whale my friend lost his left nut to her
by Darkeningdaffy April 18, 2015
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Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.
Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!
by Popboy11 November 7, 2016
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obese whale

slang for FAT

This is one of a kind. if you know you know but short telled it is s person who is fat ass hell, fat as a whale you could say.
girl 1:damn look at that obese whale over there

girl 2: thats deffintly h»n*a
by giganatisk March 9, 2023
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whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021
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