skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

skeevy weasel by hsigor August 20, 2007

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foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"

matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!

foxy weasel by spacemunkey May 7, 2008

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Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

Flaming Weasel by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

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Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."

1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"

Kitty Weasel by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010

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Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.

He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.

Grey Weasel by muffincruncher December 6, 2010

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Fattigan Weasel

1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.

Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!

Fattigan Weasel by Erock92 December 8, 2010

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sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.

Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.

sketch weasel by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011

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