If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

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since jesus was an embryo

This phrase, often used in Navy circles especially by Benz's while chastising wannabes, means "for a fucking long time."

"You guys have been here since Jesus was an embryo and you still can't do the Chief run!"

by Billy B Bad February 15, 2015

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until the last dog was hung

Staying until the very end. Western Canadian (possibly Great Plains) expression possibly referring to public hangings.

We stayed at the concert until the last dog was hung.

by BrewBob March 30, 2017

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Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

what the hell

Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address

by eash man August 16, 2020

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When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

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