Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024

Influencera Virus

A new virus strain affecting all internet, social media sites, and life itself. Much more prevelant than the

Corona virus. The entire worldwide population is at risk of being infected by it, and it appears there may

never be a vaccine developed that can rid it from the human population. This could possibly be the human

species mass extinction event, unless an asteroid gets us first. RIP in advance.

The Influencera Virus is real. It puts the Covid pandemic to shame!

by KSparx September 16, 2024

Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.

by zorgid September 20, 2024

Batman Virus

Batman Virus is a virus where your head hurts from rolling too many damn times mixed with eating greasy pizza

Ah shit I done got the Batman virus

by FatMan82 February 28, 2026

Weegee Virus

A computer virus that deletes all your system files

I was trying to record some stuff on my computer, and then the Weegee virus downloaded itself when I clicked the internet!!!! It's a good thing that I turned my computer off just before the file deletion reached 100%!
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by The Sheepster March 16, 2026

M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.

Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"

by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025

Psycho virus

when u forget what brain virus is so you write psycho virus on the exam instead

silly billy

"I wrote psycho virus, funny lols"

The GOAT wrote psycho virus on his test

by jellybean0xx April 28, 2025