Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

vaginal corkscrew

when you spin a girl in a circular motion around with your penis inserted inside the vagina.

"last night Emma asked me to vaginal corkscrew her, afterwards she was so dizzy she was sick!"

by nameblahblahblahidk July 17, 2015

Vagine Au Jus

Aged drippings of the vagina

Jason offered some of his vagine au jus to his pals, from the night before.

by Red L September 11, 2020

vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout January 25, 2017

Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018