Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018

Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.

Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter

by blitzchap May 4, 2020

Limp Unicorn

A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.

More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.

Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently

by TinyBabyBear October 27, 2011

Unicorn emoji

The unicorn emoji means that a bisexual or pansexual person is up for a threesome with anyone

“Unicorn emoji? tf does that mean?”

*pansexual/bisexual appears*

“HI!”

by Maybealesbianidk September 5, 2021

Caca Unicorn

Unicorn that eats Caca, also shits caca out of every crevice on its body. Loves Caca and Eats Caca daily.

Jeez, you really are Caca Unicorn. Stop being gross.

by TogeCian August 18, 2021

Charlie the Unicorn

A cartoon series on the Internet. While it is well animated and sports a decent sense of humor, it is highly overrated.

Hyperactive Teenage Girl: OMG OMG Have you seen Charlie The Unicorn?!

Regular Person: For the fifteenth time... Yes.

Hyperactive Teenage Girl: It's SOOOOO funny and SOOOOO RANDOM! Tee-hee!

Regular Person: *facepalm*

by N64Gen April 11, 2009

unicorn porn

the hottest subject between cool people from wilson.
if you watch unicorn porn your the shit!!! unicorn porn is often watched when having a unicorgy. its really fun especially hot unicorn sex with a human girl and then 1 person gets pregnant with a half unicorn half human lesbian love baby :

hannah and frankie watched unicorn porn to turn them and their pet unicorn on b4 hot sex!

by frankiehannahunicorn May 20, 2008