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Caca Unicorn

Unicorn that eats Caca, also shits caca out of every crevice on its body. Loves Caca and Eats Caca daily.
Jeez, you really are Caca Unicorn. Stop being gross.
by TogeCian August 18, 2021
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Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.
Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.
Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter
by blitzchap May 4, 2020
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The Last Unicorn

When a male can't satisfy a female sexually, the female then punches the male in the forehead out of frustration, knocking him out. She then, rides the bump on his forehead until completion.
Tom couldn't get Stacy off the other night. So she knocked his ass out and rode The Last Unicorn.
by Luxferus September 20, 2014
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Unicorn Style

When a person places a strap-on dildo on their head and use it to fuck someone else in the ass or vagina
Yo, i fucked this girl Unicorn Style last night, she LOVEDDD it!!
by Snack'em August 3, 2010
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Limp Unicorn

A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.

More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.
Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently
by TinyBabyBear October 27, 2011
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Charlie the Unicorn

A cartoon series on the Internet. While it is well animated and sports a decent sense of humor, it is highly overrated.
Hyperactive Teenage Girl: OMG OMG Have you seen Charlie The Unicorn?!

Regular Person: For the fifteenth time... Yes.

Hyperactive Teenage Girl: It's SOOOOO funny and SOOOOO RANDOM! Tee-hee!

Regular Person: *facepalm*
by N64Gen April 11, 2009
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