Ukianian

Another name to call people from the UK

“This Ukianian hit me yesterday”

by Ameenty12 October 5, 2023

Comedic ()Uke

Someone who sends pictures of there face with nothing else to a group chat more than 5 times a day without rest

"You are the least funny person ever, youre straight a Comedic ()Uke"

by Biggerthankhail January 2, 2021

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

bravery in degree "Ukraine"

Your bravery in degree "Ukraine" when you are Ukrainian and your balls much bigger than whole russian territory.

- Oh you have bravery in degree "Ukraine"
- Yes, I'm from Bucha

by shtvsk May 5, 2022

Fight like Ukrainian

Fight like Ukrainian - a signature saying on t-shirts, apparel, posters in support of Ukraine's struggle for freedom

The Fight Like Ukrainian Shirt features two aircraft along with the saying “Fight Like Ukrainian"

by Nuwee July 5, 2022

Ukraine

Texas on a country level. We love the West and desire to live in a corruption-free society where each individual has rights by law, but Huylo Vladimirovich doesn’t want us to have that, and is sending (not his) kids to die for that. His kids live in the West.

We export wheat and import just about anything that tells Putin to fuck off our our country. We recently passed laws allowing civilians to keep firearms for self-protection. It’s now open season for putinoids here.

We have a sort of pastry in Ukraine named after the HIMARS missile launcher.

by r3n the Ukrainian July 23, 2022

Invasion of Ukraine

Vladolf Putler/Vladimir Putin's biggest oopsie-woopsie-fucky-wucky in history. Virgin Putler is getting ROFLStomped by Chad Zelensky. Russia has lost over 200,000 men, dozens of thousands of vehicles, thousands of their soldiers are deserting, surrendering, and committing mutinies, his allies are abandoning him to the point that he's begging KIM JONG UN for help... The guy really has let himself go. This is after the 600th day of a 3 day war. Russia really had no idea what they got themselves into. They lost their flagship Moskva, they lost a submarine, a landing ship, the security of their precious Sevastopol port, and their Kinzhal Hypersonic Wünderwaffe missile shot down, having Ukrainian farmers stealing their tanks... Russia is pathetic. Only losers suck Z dick.

Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.

Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!

Bob: Can you think of a bigger failure than the Battle of the Bulge for the opposing side?
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.

by Grabacr September 20, 2023