Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022

camp thunderbird

The literal best place on earth! When you’re on the sunny shores of Lake Wylie you can truly be yourself. Dancing in the dining hall, late night devos, hey yall’s sunfish sailing, crocs, and long lasting friendships. Going to Thunderbird is the best feeling ever and leaving is the worst. Carolina gave me you.

Camp Thunderbird is my second home!

by Roadworkbabe August 8, 2018

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009

Love Me Tenders

A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.

Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders

by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007

Thunder Crotch

A fire crotch (redhead) that is also an ice crotch (a bitch)... (hot and cold make thunder)

"I'm not going to the movies with that bitchy ass thunder crotch"

by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp September 9, 2008

tendersours

a person who is extremly tender,

man! look at that tendersours crying !!

by Jason Diep January 11, 2005