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temple tuesday

Temple tuesday. When students of Temple University get shitty with their friends and play drinking games at somebodies house.
I can’t wait to drink on temple Tuesday next week
by Joe111571 November 14, 2023
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Killer Clown Tuesday

“I was always afraid of Killer Clowns”, I said to myself, but luckily there were no killer clowns in sight. That was until I realized it was Killer Clown Tuesday.
by Dretheginger July 19, 2024
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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019
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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.
We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.
by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022
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Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape
She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday
by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020
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tuesday downtime

the always-extended downtime of the World of Warcraft servers.
man, tuesday downtime was supposed to end at noon. it's postponed AGAIN and it's already 4pm!

pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.
by H. Derp August 17, 2010
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