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dick truck 

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.
It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.
dick truck by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017
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Chooch truck

Any oversized over accessorized pickup truck... could be festooned with a variety of rednecky bumper stickers
Hey, check out the redneck with his chooch truck.
Chooch truck by nottachooch June 27, 2017

produce truck

a slang term for the short yellow bus
Person: Hey look at all the vegetables hopping on the produce truck.
Person 2: That's a bus Gerald, and those are children.
produce truck by gigasaur February 23, 2018

matonka truck 

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox
OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

UPS-truck cadence 

Dat delightful "click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh..." flashers-relay sound dat you hear when da brown boxy delivery-van is parked in front of your house, instantly throwing your excitement into overdrive in eager breathless anticipation of whatever delightful package that the driver is gonna deliver to your family.
Dat familiar UPS-truck cadence may indeed be an exciting sound for regular residential customers to hear, but da loud cloying rhythm quickly becomes "old" for da driver, since he has to listen to it all day at each and every delivery-stop, when he has to activate da truck's safety-flashers.
UPS-truck cadence by QuacksO February 25, 2019

meat truck 

An ambulance.
Probably used most often if you know they aren't going to make it.
Or if you're a grim person.
"call for a meat truck, he's dead"
"get a meat truck, he's hurt bad"