Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.

Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool

by unknown45629 November 21, 2009

tool script

Dialogue usually used by a female to get someone to do something for her. Similar to being a tease

All it takes is a little tool script and she'll have him right where she wants him

by exec-lear-man December 14, 2010

Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.

John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.

by enols August 11, 2010

Tool baggery

A small group of people acting crazy, and obnxious in a very obvious manner. They think what they're doing is cool and acceptable. It's the ultimate combination of being a tool and a tool bag.

Did you see that tool baggery going on at the show last night? People are freaking crazy!

by jily November 25, 2010

busy tool

the act of holding something, anything, work related in your hand when there is nothing to do so it appears to the boss that you are working hard or got something to do.

Dude: "Hey dude, we got an hour til the truck gets here. pass me that roll of tape and that tape measurer quick. The boss is coming and I need my busy tool."
Boss: " I need a volunteer to go clean up some puke. You. standing there not looking busy, let"s go.
Dude #2: "I fucking hate you dude.

by HOT POCKET STOMPER May 24, 2010

E-tool

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.

Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.

by x BILKO x September 22, 2016

Tool and Die

Bring a tool and running with it until you die

“Chris give me back my phone stop snooping around!” “Tool and Die”

by Sans from UNDERTALE August 4, 2018