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tool script

Dialogue usually used by a female to get someone to do something for her. Similar to being a tease
All it takes is a little tool script and she'll have him right where she wants him
by exec-lear-man December 14, 2010
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Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 19, 2009
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Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.
Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool
by unknown45629 November 21, 2009
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Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.
John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.
by enols August 11, 2010
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Tool baggery

A small group of people acting crazy, and obnxious in a very obvious manner. They think what they're doing is cool and acceptable. It's the ultimate combination of being a tool and a tool bag.
Did you see that tool baggery going on at the show last night? People are freaking crazy!
by jily November 25, 2010
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Tool Status

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.
by alexblanch April 13, 2010
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Tool and Die

Bring a tool and running with it until you die
“Chris give me back my phone stop snooping around!” “Tool and Die”
by Sans from UNDERTALE August 4, 2018
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