Waffle Thread

When a thread is so saturated with information that the only things left to talk about are 100% off topic. Often the New off topic disscution will have to do with the obvious masterfulness of the everyday house hold waffle.
Kingcool: What is the capital of Washington?
Frogguy232: Olympia
Dreadlocked: Damn waffles are good aren't they?
Frogguy232: This thread is now officaly a waffle thread.
by Ungraylessness April 01, 2008
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Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
by catchingfire3 June 02, 2018
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Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"
Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!
by Crsworks December 27, 2020
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waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
by Fat glennon February 02, 2019
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crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 24, 2017
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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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