bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 05, 2023

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Gruise Ship

The unholy union of a BV-138 three-engined reconnaissance flying boat, developed in the 1930s for use in the German Luftwaffe in conjunction with the Kreigsmarine (German Navy), and Gru, the protagonist of the Despicable Me franchise made by Illumination.

Holy hell, is that a Gruise Ship?

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 30, 2022

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rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

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puss ship

A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop

Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship

by Bishnuu May 19, 2017

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Ship sniping

A term from the shipbucket community, used for when someone completes a ship your working on before you do.

Sammy:Only a few more hours and my mega super Kaiser-Wilhelm battleship will be complete
Pacmatic: Unfortunately I've completed it. It looks like I've done a bit of ship sniping.

by TorpidH March 02, 2022

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