astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Chicken nugget

The greatest food in the world hehe

Chicken nuggets are life

by Chicken nugget qxeen March 13, 2018

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017

chicken pubes

Very dirty scruffy bushy pubic hairs

Oi mate you got chicken pubes

by BigGManMorgan February 17, 2017

brahma chicken

A giant ass chicken that lowkey looks like a dog. It is the size of an elementary school kid so it's kinda scary (it is harmless

Person 1: What the hell is that!!!!!!!!
Person 2: It's a Brahma Chicken, the chicken of the future.

by kehlanislayyysmylife79 March 21, 2017

chicken life

A life in which you are chicken

Chicken life bruv

by Thatfacetho May 23, 2016

sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.

Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!

by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012