Deep Bone Throbosis

A condition in which a male is so sexually aroused his penis erects slightly beyond its maximum potential. This causes not only intense throbbing but bulging veins and a decent amount of pain. The only cure for this condition is to plunge the erect penis balls deep into a tight vagina or oral stimulation.

George: "Hey man look at that hottie!"
Josh: "Man she's really h...." *winces in pain*
George: "Whats the matter dude?!"
Josh: "She's given me deep bone throbosis and it hurts like hell. George, I hate to say this but, if she isn't interested in me right this instant, can you do me a favor?"

by DasBooter August 26, 2016

Throat Wendy

A pubic hair caught in one's throat.

Mike: (choking)
Peter: What's the matter brotha? Need the Heimlich?
Mike: No. (Cough) Just a Throat Wendy!

by p.ratzloff August 5, 2008

throat cake

When a guy unloads in your throat and you sit there like "Do I spit or swallow?"

*gagging* "THROAT CAKE!"

by Bumpy Chonch December 27, 2011

Throat Scrote

The scrotum-like bag of skin that hangs from under the chin of old people

Joe: Dude that old guy's neck is so saggy

Stan: I know man that's such a throat scrote

by R0bzzz January 27, 2014

throat dishwasher

When a girl is deepthroating and the man urinates down her throat

This girl wouldn't let me piss before we did foreplay... so I gave her a throat dishwasher

by Thebigguy696969 May 27, 2017

Throat baby

A person that gives oral sex good

That girl a throat baby

by anonymous December 13, 2021

throat freeze

A brain freeze for those without a brain. Also known as chest freeze. Not to be confused with Ball Ache.

I get throat freeze when I have a cold drink. Have you had that.

No, I am normal.

by NorthernProphet July 1, 2022