Thought

A intellegent thot

She banged 10 guys and still got a 4 GPA, what a thought

by D1ck_Wh15p3r3r July 13, 2018

thonking

this word was invented when one day a.j. collins was talking with me and amy gleeson on msn. he said he was thonking about something. so i said it should be used as a word for people that are supposedly thinking when we know they really dont think at all.

what was i thinking?!
you werent, you were thonking.

by caitlin September 1, 2004

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Do what thou wilt

T'lue'th tao(w) wu'd<>do what thou wilt

Do what thou Wilt

by MineOwedWu's July 16, 2021

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

I bite my thumb at thou!

a vaginal cream using in the "love-making" process

look mate! It's (hey sues)!

by rusty shakleford January 26, 2003

second thoughts

a dick and balls trick where you take your penis and pull it snugly underneath your body, leaving your balls protruding from either side of your now-gone penis. giving a double-image of "the brain" giving it the name, "second thoughts".

he gave me "the brain" so i hit him with the "second thoughts"

by deathafterlife June 2, 2009