watermelon

Why the fuck is this political

Y’all need to get off of Reuters and touch grass I swear you cannot be making watermelon political

by Que t(z)al? July 27, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

It's almost March, why the fuck is this word still trending? How and why?

Urban Dictionary: Watermelon Sugar

by Tender Chicken Flesh February 19, 2021

watermelon

1. A fruit.

2. An alternative term to express that something is cool. It was primarily used in the video "Kardashians at a Drive Thru" by SimgmProductions. The word is still used in other Kardashian spoofs and there is a number of people saying it under Simgm's comment section.

The negation of "watermelon" would either be "not watermelon" or "sour watermelon".

"This video was so watermelon!"
"The salad at the restaurant is so watermelon."
"That's totally not watermelon!"

by Karehu February 3, 2018

Watermelon

Used to describe something cool or amazing, like “awesome” or “sweet”

Those shoes are so watermelon.

by raibai June 16, 2022

watermelon slappers

Big ass watermelon lips

Hey, you know my friend Hayden? Yeah, he was some watermelon slappers

by Slappers150 May 13, 2019

watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

Watermelon fresh

The urine you have after eating too much of beetroot.

Oh boy. Look at that watermelon fresh, the yesterday’s borsch was so intense

by Suka suka January 7, 2022