The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.
"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"
by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021
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A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters
Jimmy the pi nu pledge was bragging about sleeping with Krista but turns out she sorority squatted on him after being with his big brother of Pi Nu 🤢🤢
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Get the Aqua Squat mug.There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
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