shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

Shank

shank is the action of stabbing someone with a shiv this term is widely used amongst roadmen

Dave: im gunna shank your nan dont you know bruv
jhon: NO DAVE PLEASE LEAVE MY NAN OUT OF THIS
Dave: bo man i got my shiv ready and everything bruv if you don't shut up ill shank you to

by Meh 👩‍💻 November 14, 2021

Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009

Shank

can be used as a name if you like or love someone it can also mean that you physically harmed someone

Shank: I shanked someone with a knife

Shank: Hey shank

by 7271&nsjwjqi81771 February 25, 2018

Shank hoe

A promiscuous and beautiful woman who has a penchant for shanking male conquests at the end of the night.

Billy ended up in the ER after a night with that shank hoe, he promises it was worth it.

by Mo-Daddy05 June 5, 2015

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Shank

The slang word for stab commonly used by chavs or roadmen.

I'll shank you bruv.-chav/roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020