florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

by secretlyapepe April 04, 2022

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.

Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.

by John Tortorella December 06, 2024

Tipton Milkshake

When a female has sex with 4 boys in one day.

“I’ve shagged 4 boys today”

“Oh, so you’ve had a Tipton milkshake”

by Tiptonpoker April 26, 2023

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 April 13, 2016

Weekend Milkshake

The consumption of alcohol and sperm

Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?

Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!

What a fucking slut

by ryanchitty May 16, 2009

Oreo Milkshake

When a man jizzes then shits in their significant other's mouth for them to swallow.

I gave Linda a good Oreo Milkshake last night.

by hfjdjdenememdmdm April 08, 2022