The Fuckin Man

A huge bro that pounds mitt and slays brews

My boy Nick Argiros slayer of all slays, has a slay list of over 1000 broads.

Now he's the fuckin man

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The Color Man-Whore

The two colors of black and yellow.

Dude, you're wearing the color man-whore.

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A tall thin figure, not much is known about him. became famous in a random blog. he has no face and many arms. also known as the operator.

the slendor man can be found in such youtube blogs such as marble hornets and everymanhybrid

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When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.

"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.

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The lollypop man is a man who watches you cross the road with a lollypop stick and who wears sandals

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When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

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Having random sex with a stranger and then taking a dump in the stranger's bathroom

I had sex with a girl I met in the casino and proceeded to give her The Hollow Man

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