Rock Factor

The ratio that is defined by the vertical difference between your two eyebrows in relation to Dwayne Johnson when attempting to raise one eyebrow above another.

Dang, Ben's rock factor is off the charts. It's almost 1.0!

by romanovisaac December 15, 2022

I-factor

Competitive party game. Each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their iPod/phone. Winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. Best played intoxicated.

"Oh man, this party's so borrring"
"What we need is a good dose of I-factor!"
(whoop whoop)

by Wammycat August 28, 2013

laughter factor

the amount of laugh that forms in your throat and comes out of your mouth ; range of numbers that determine how high or low your laughter factor is

I was trying not to laugh, but the fact that i was pretending to be sad upped the laughter factor

by soecxtra October 26, 2020

Yamanaka Factors

Hey, Sam. Remember the jellyfish thing?

Hym "Yamanaka Factors sounds like the thing I was talking about... Where they get them proteins?"

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

Factor C

When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.

"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."

No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.

Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"

by anonymous April 15, 2025