Stoners Math

A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.

stoners math is 5+5=55

by Caitlin Stone December 20, 2008

Stoner Fuck

Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.

Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.

"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."

"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"

by Raghi May 4, 2006

stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003

a group of stoners

A group of stoners is called a BOWL.

1st person: Dude i went to that concert and i saw a group of stoners!!

2nd person:don't you mean a bowl?

by pooter bubblenub November 22, 2013

Stoners Charm

The characteristics of a stoner.

A stoners charm consists of a high whispery voice, a drowsy laid back attitude, and off task behavior.

by Mipoop October 13, 2011

bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."

by Chise Patt May 9, 2009

stoner band

Comes from the 1960s as a band who would write songs about and use drugs while on and offstage. These guys were awesome, especially if they have the ability to perform while high. If they overdose though, they're screwed.

Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.

Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!

It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.

by Ozone January 8, 2005