Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009

Shanks

A way for hibos who dosent know how to say thanks says thanks

Shanks for the money grandpa

by Some wierd dude December 28, 2021

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Shanks

A Pirate who ate the Badass-Badass no mi Fruit. He singlehandedly stopped the Marineford war, because he is Shanks. He is the one who gave Luffy the strawhat. He likes to throw partys whenever he can. He is a serious alcoholic. He was also part of Rogers crew with the likes of Rayleigh, Buggy D. Clown and Crocus.

Garp the Goat: That damn Akagami Shanks
Buggy-sama: Shankss? I hate that guy
Luffy: I wanna become a great pirate like Shanks

by SirRoronoa October 24, 2019

Pink shank

A rosy toned penis used to slaughter pussy

Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023

Shank

Another word of stabbing.

''I WILL SHANK YOU!''

by LondonRoadSlang May 18, 2018