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shrimps can grow up to 6-8 inches. Shrimps have a great personality, are funny, and if you were a person, they would be your best friend/boyfriend. Some may seem small but once you really get into them, you'll really like them. The natural seasoning is fresh from wherever you may get them from because as they say it's not about the wave of the ocean its about the motion of the ocean. I love all shrimps and would never discriminate, and in my personal opinion i like shrimps more then sharks.
by hugeman121241 April 26, 2022
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Shrimp

A rare torture method where the victim's legs are curled forward, making them resemble a shrimp's tail, hence the name.
"Do you know what happened to Jeffery?"
"You know, rumor has it he got shrimped."
by Smiling.Turtle April 29, 2022
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Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.
Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!
by DrSauce October 30, 2022
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022
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Shrimping

To suck toes in a very sexual manner
Spensean goes shrimping all the time, just last week he licked an ankle
by PleaseNoSensei October 20, 2022
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Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022
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Shrimp pie

The foul odor of a transgender woman's vagina after a long period of physical activity
When Amber and Nathan went hiking, she had a real shrimp pie waiting for him afterwords.
by TexualSension January 11, 2022
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