Pete is a silly billy who got platinum trophy on hollow knight to compensate for his very small Willy, he also loves to get litty with the local nitty but he’s been banned from rotation now for chonging the crack pipe every time it’s his drag
Nitty. “Yo Pete stop blemming the pipe we’ve only got a few rocks left!”
Pete. “Nah G I need 1 more hit pls bro I’ll tickle your balls for one more drag”
Nitty. “That’s gay bro you are now kicked off rotation and banned from the crack den”
Pete. “Nah G I need 1 more hit pls bro I’ll tickle your balls for one more drag”
Nitty. “That’s gay bro you are now kicked off rotation and banned from the crack den”
by A1 Trappy September 05, 2023
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by tommiepreis November 10, 2021
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
by ABower March 20, 2018
Random Girl about to get into her car to leave by herself passenger seat Pete (Jose) slides right into that passenger seat to accompany her
by Trash Panda King August 03, 2018
The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019