Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.

Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!

by mr.bell September 28, 2009

Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.

Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers

by stiwimpski June 18, 2017

slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.

"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"

by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019

Poultry Man

That man in the chicken suit

Aww man, the Poultry man has raided my inbox.

by Evanzap May 30, 2019

Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.

That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020

Man Grill

A really expensive, usually stainless-steel BBQ Grill that takes up more space on a deck or patio than necessary to cook food. Sometimes comes with a Rotisserie Attachment that is never used.

Bruce: Hey Dudes, come check out my Man Grill

Alex: Dude, what the hell do you need a 14 foot grill for? As if you will ever use that Rotisserie attachment.

Bruce: FO

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

by AfraidOfTheHams March 4, 2013