A girl lays on her back at the foot of the bed with her legs spread and her feet behind her head. A naked guy with a boner leaps off the bed and tries to land it in her vagina.
by T.L.Z. August 29, 2010
Get the Flying Jmug. When you're scanning through radio stations and you're not sure if you've stumbled upon a christian station, the J-bomb is what you listen for in order to tell.
by Leefy Greans April 30, 2006
Get the j-bombmug. 1. J-Mart is what most people assume to be a fictional knock off of K-Mart in the well known show South Park. In reality, and I don't think South Park's creators knew this, J-Mart is an actual store located in and around Orlando, FL. Yes I'm fucking serious, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, Google it. Right now.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.
J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.
2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.
J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.
2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.
Mark Ass Mark: "Ay Cuh, I'm bout to rob tha J-Mart, you wanna ride?"
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."
Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"
Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."
Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"
Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."
by The Furd March 11, 2011
Get the J-Martmug. 
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011
Get the J. Hammug. by DKLONE July 31, 2007
Get the j-hobmug. Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach
by JeffMan64 August 5, 2008
Get the amphibious Jmug.