Tray boarding

when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood

Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?

by Candyman141 May 26, 2018

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by Adujasty343 May 31, 2025

pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.

Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.

by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012

The board

A gamblers picks for the day

The board couldn’t look any better today if it tried.

by Boradtown1 March 20, 2021

child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024