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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.
Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!
by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017
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Ballooning

When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!
by Balloonboi June 11, 2018
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Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"
by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024
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Bangladesh Balloon

When you insert your penis anally and proceed to urinate, filling the girl like a water balloon.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!
'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025
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Balloon Twerk

Putting balloons down your trousers, creating fabulous buttocks that you then proceed to rub against the face of your unsuspecting friend and/or family.
Dude! Bro! Did you just balloon twerk on my mum, bro?
by ballloooonnneeerrr March 25, 2021
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