fashionably on time

A phrase that people use when they want to be considered "fashionably late" but are actually on time for the event in question. People who say they are "fashionably on time" are usually either joking or have an inflated sense of self-importance.
Guest 1: I'm here; I guess I'm fashionably late.

Guest 2: Actually, you're not late. The party is starting right now.

Guest 1: Oh, well, in that case...I must be...fashionably on time!
by LiteraryDragon April 20, 2012
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Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
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Twinkle Time

That very special time of year between Christmas & New Years where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re supposed to be doing.
Sorry I’m late, you know how spaced out I get during Twinkle Time.

I feel like this week of Twinkle Time passes so fast and yet soooo slowwwww.
by Karlfunhouse December 27, 2022
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tiki time

a phrase used to encourage others to get absolutely plastered. a time when you take so many shots to the point where you can count and play drinking games until you drop dead. tiki time is most often on weekends or days off, but some people are on tiki time 24/7.

being on tiki time is a dangerous game. after a full day of being on tiki time, you may wake up anywhere from a random persons front yard to a boat ten miles off shore.
boss: “why weren’t you at work on monday?”
me: “sorry boss! I was on tiki time all weekend.”
by superswagmaster69 January 21, 2022
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Chuck Time

The act of preparing and consuming a coffee between the time of 3:30 pm EST to 4:30 pm EST.
Lets have Chuck Time! or We need to get Chuck Time now or it will be too late.
by ChuckTime! November 25, 2010
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Toofis Time

Time when you brush your teeth with your homies
Ryan- Addie Grace ITS TOOFIS TIME
Addie- Shit were coming
by Cotc club March 16, 2020
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Applesauce time

Every Sunday from 10am-10pm is Applesauce time.Its a time to get some Applesauce and drink it ,eat it ,slurp it what ever you want.Just get that sause.
Priest-bri what are you doing your disterbing service.
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours
by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 02, 2019
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