broke futurist

People who prosper daily... when you catch up with them twice a year they always have something new going on...

They don't know shit about Game of Thrones but if you have an idea to start a business, they'll shepherd you all the way to the profit land.

What the fuck is a Broke Futurist??

Remember that guy from HS who didn't grow up wealthy but now you see him in Lamboz & PJs...? That's a Broke Futurist.

by Jack Brite June 11, 2018

Broke Mandem

A broke boy who steals a blue science fair board when there are free ones

Which Broke Mandem scum took my board-Eok

by Kutuks February 22, 2019

Broke

When one does not posses air pods and must use wired for their earbuds

Did you hear that Alyssa is broke?
Yea she doesn’t have AirPods 420 guccigang

by Gaydouchebag January 23, 2019

Broke

Broke is what you are in every aspect

Broke . PERIODT.

by Factswithanonymous August 12, 2020

independently broke

When you have enough money not to work, but have a minimal budget.

A: “I have achieved financial independence!”
B: “ Yeah, independently broke. Enjoy your ramen noodles.”

by Balls2Wall August 11, 2024

Feeling Broke

Being Broke Until You Have To Leave With Your Mom Again.

"Nah Ma I am definitely broke because of living you again!"
"Save until you not become feeling broke again"
"Until I finished until I start again not feeling broke again"

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018