testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thinking.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thought.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"

"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"

by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017

Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.

I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.

by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018