snack table

having doggy style sex while snacking on food off the woman's back

I was watching tv and giving my girl the snack table yesterday.

by PoodleJuice July 3, 2005

eriotic table of elements

1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.

2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.

Wow, The Eriotic table of Elements have really enlightened my sexual knowlegde!

by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009

there is no talent whatsoever

no good looking women (or men) here.

The bar is awful there is no talent whatsoever.

by Robertson June 11, 2006

Take my talents to Auburn

When someone joins the Auburn Tiger Football Team for an estimated sum of around $180,000+. As made famous by Cameron Newton spurning the $180,000 offer to play at Mississippi St and instead "Taking His Talents to Auburn" where they have a long illustrious history of paying their players.

This year, based on 'the money being too much', I'm going to take my talents to Auburn and be paid-to-play by the Awbarn Fambly.

by $Cam Newton December 12, 2010

talent manager

a person who helps talented people (singers, actors etc.) sign contracts and have performances

I love to sing and thanx to my talent manager I got to perform on stage for the first time.

by marabistea April 23, 2006

Tablefigging

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosapphopugnusadoctrinophilia)

I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."

by e/or May 22, 2007

Table Jew

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.

When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.

by korzib August 18, 2011