mountain mods

A overhyped and grossly overpriced brand of cheaply made aluminum DIY computer cases designed with a unnecessary number of holes for blower fans. Popular among hopelessly insecure high school dropouts and manchild losers trying to fill the void in their lives.

35 year old manchild's Mom : "Hey Johnny can I dry my hair with your big shiny tin fan box ?"

35 year old manchild : "NOOO Mom that's my elite mountain mods HAXOR machine !! I'm GENIOS ! I told you before the basement is my LAIR !!"

35 year old manchild's Mom : "Ok Snookypoos want some Smores ?"

35 year old manchild : "OK Thanks Mom"

by tellmeanotherone September 22, 2013

mountain goat

The male equivalent of cougar.

"Man, check out those mountain goats moving in on that pack of cougars."

by rand July 08, 2007

Iron Mountain

A small ghetto hick town in the "UP"(upper penisula) the people from this town are generally older and extremly fat. This may be due to the fact that Iron Mountain has virtually every fast food resturant known to exist. The residents are also extremly creepy, handing out fashion advice and health tips, even though they are constantly eating fast food and are dressed like gay mountain men. Iron Mountain should be advoided by all normal non-red neck, people.

small town named Iron Mountain in Michigan

by B to the L June 17, 2010

foaming mountain

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth, then she gargles it and spits it back up

Tom emptied his load into Jills mouth, she showed him how much she liked it by preforming a foaming mountain.

by Tbone March 29, 2005

mountain monkey

A mountain monkey is a term for someone who is sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong or combines two inappropriate things/situations. Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the mountains.

Dude, that guy is such a mountain monkey, I wish he'd keep his wrestling moves away from my dog.

by MrWildThing September 12, 2006

brokeback mountain

1.a word used to describe a dallas cowboys superbowl victory

2.a really game movie with really gay cowboys

dude that victory was a total brokeback mountain story

by k1ller1abc September 06, 2008

fire on the mountain

A bowl, bong, steam roller, etc. so packed with marijuana that it goes above the rim of the bowl looks like a little green mountain.

"Now THAT is a fire on the mountain. Light that up!"

by Danielle12345 September 23, 2005