Summer Fool's Day

Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.

You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!

by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010

summertime delight

When a man picks out summer berries and inserts them in the vagina. he then begins blending them with his penis. when done the female stands over the male and queefs it all over the males face.

Girl: i just brought home a bag of berries, want some?

Boy: okay, be sure to save some for some "summertime delight" ;)

Girl: Oh I will ;)

by KROkam674 December 19, 2010

Summertime Album

A photo album girls put on Facebook that consits of hot and sexy pictures of the girl with their hot and sexy friends in the summertime in their bikinis or half naked in some way. Girls usually put albums like this on Facebook for 1 of 4 (or all) reasons: To make their ex boyfriends jealous and show off the sexyness they are missing out on, they want guys to masterbate to it, they want to show off their bodies because they are proud of them, or they are just sluts and want other guys to see this album and make them horny and call them and fuck them or something that the teenagers are into now-a-days. Alot of guys (such as myself) use this album to masterbate to.

Facebook creeper 1- "Hey bro did you see Alex's summertime album?"

Facebook creeper 2- "Oh hell yeah bro, I beat off so hard to that album. I'm going to do it again tonight."

by Facebook Creeper November 2, 2011

summer down

Telling your friend to calm down in the winter.

Can you tell Katie to summer down? She keeps poking me on Facebook.
Yes, I'll tell her to summer down.

by Sqwilliam49 January 6, 2014

Hayden summerall

Hayden Summerall, a cute sweet fun kid. All he need is Love I love him to death always smiling it was Annie LeBlancs fault about hannie being over so leave Hayden alone :)

Hayden Summerall is soooo cute I love him I am gonna fan girl!!

by Hayden Summerall September 18, 2018

Summer Teeth

Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!

Looks like the hockey players all have their summer teeth!

by Kernelpickle April 24, 2004

summers end

A kickass melodic metal band from Bowie, Maryland. Played with such bands as Gotham Road, Anthrax, Chimaira, Shadows Fall, and Sworn Enemy. Members include: JOhn Letzkus, Dave Eaton, Jsh Hansen, Paul Macatee, and Brian Griffin (Buckey). Visit their website at www.summers-end.net and rock on!!

"Hey dude did you see Summer's End at Jaxx last night?"
"Yeah dude, they fuckin rip"

by A Summer's End fan February 6, 2004