Stoners Math

A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.
by Caitlin Stone December 03, 2008
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Stoner Fuck

Someone who gets stoned every day, without fail.

Also someone who is not affected by the weed, in any way at all.......mmmm - weeed.
"You smoke too much, stoner fuck."

"You're a stoner fuck. Weed does'nt affect you - does it?"
by Raghi April 23, 2006
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stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)
"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"
by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003
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bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
by Chise Patt May 10, 2009
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Stoners Charm

A stoners charm consists of a high whispery voice, a drowsy laid back attitude, and off task behavior.
by Mipoop October 12, 2011
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a group of stoners

1st person: Dude i went to that concert and i saw a group of stoners!!

2nd person:don't you mean a bowl?
by pooter bubblenub November 17, 2013
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stoner band

Comes from the 1960s as a band who would write songs about and use drugs while on and offstage. These guys were awesome, especially if they have the ability to perform while high. If they overdose though, they're screwed.
Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.

Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!

It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.
by Ozone January 08, 2005
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