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Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident
by AOA Association March 26, 2025
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Sea Squirt

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
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squirt turd

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
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Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
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squirting

when a large amount of cum squirts out of a woman’s vagina!
did you see that pornstar squirting??
by iam100%correct February 20, 2022
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Doom squirting

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Gangbang Squirt

A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."
"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."
by StarvinMarvin June 7, 2018
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