A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.
Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?
Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023
Get the Squattingmug. A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. When you struggle with bowel movements.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
Get the Frogling Squatmug. by mememachine11 August 25, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
by anonymous September 16, 2022
Get the Squat Hastingsmug. Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
Get the squat potmug. God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
Get the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug.