Spoon tang

When a girl brings you home with the prospect of sex but then only let's you spoon

Did you get laid last night

Nah just got a little spoon tang

by TheGreatPatsby January 23, 2015

Coke spoon

The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.

Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.

Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!

by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013

Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer

I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer

by Shawnus October 15, 2010

vertical spooning

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner

by hi May 13, 2005

Fancy A Spoon

A question asked to someone who the user wishes to make a fool of, or 'burn'. It can be flawed, as it relies heavily upon the person asked, answering 'why?' as seen in the example given below.

1st Person: Fancy A Spoon?
2nd Person: Why?
1st Person: So You Can Eat My Ass!

by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006

caramel spoon

a caramel spoon is a spoon full of caramel

also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon

in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved

only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler

masters of the almighty caramel spoon

"samus could eat a caramel spoon "

by kmmgreen5 October 9, 2008

spoon man

An almighty being full of power and beauty. The spoon man is perfect in every way possible and deserves all the love and respect in the world. We worship spoon man and spoon man alone.

Spoon man: I am the almighty spoon man
filthy heathen: ah yes spoon man bless us with your wisdom and power

by breadturtle September 10, 2019